The son of Sweet Lucrezia and a French Aristocrat, The Whistler, Cesare Borgia, Virginia Woolf, Mother Superior, Isis and, he claims, alot of other people.Usually wears a hat. Likes to write pre-historic crime novels which all end up somewhere in Soho. He's never been to Soho 'cept once but he was trying to get to Rotterdam.

Art is…..art is….who am I to tell you what art is? If you add a “t” onto the end of “art is” it spells “artist”….is that art? Truth is, maybe I’m not artistic enough to try and define what art is. I’m just not feeling it…..now that’s art.